These are one of the few places where everyone in the establishment is a winner. The ecdysiast earns a very good living by expressing herself through the medium of erotic dance. The client is provided with a place to sober up before going home. The DJ gets to cop a free look while playing shortened versions of Prince and Britney Spears hits. The management are pleased because they are making money and don’t have to listen to full-length versions of those songs.
The least successful erotica emporium was the Gyrating Mongoose. This experimented with Progressive rock concepts. The shortest song on the play list was Grendel by Marillion coming in at a trifling 17 minutes 40 seconds. The longest is still playing even though the club closed 10 years ago.
The most successful club is The Naughty Boy, You Ought to Know Better. At the Naughty Boy highly educated bouncers embarrass prospective punters into going home and getting a good nights sleep. The would be clientele are so impressed with the door men’s arguments that they feel obliged to hand over the exact amount of money they would have spent if they were allowed in. In fact most leave a generous tip by way of thanks. The dancers are given the money they would have earned and display and practice their art in front of the DJ. The waiting list for the DJ job at the Naughty Boy is very long.
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