Many conspiracy theorists believe the initial moon landing to be a pre-fabrication to deal America’s domination as a world force at a time of national civil unrest in the country. This is indeed the case. Due to an error in judgement by Buzz Aldrin two seconds prior to the Apollo's ascent into the first level of stratosphere, the craft caught the side of small Russian satellite and plunged back towards earth, crash landing in the beer garden of The Blacklayers Tache travellers rest in High Barnet. Correctly realising they were in big trouble back in Houston, the three astronauts decided to get drunk, play some Beatles numbers on the local up right piano and film Buzz drunkenly jumping around in his spacesuit in the car park. They were very surprised when they returned to base to find out that everyone was celebrating their monumental success, so decided to keep quiet.
Strangely, the first actual moon landing was made in September 1974 by Englishman Piers Skag, who managed to do a full descent, landing and moonwalk in his homemade craft, the Romford Feltch VI. Taking some of the most incredible pictures to ever be seen by man, Skag was hugely disappointed on collecting his pictures from his local Snappy Snaps to find 360 photos of fat drunken middle aged women pouring over a rather hideous looking stripper in an Irish working mans club.
Skags pain however, was nothing compared with that of Mrs Maureen Dockerty of the Shankley Road, Belfast as she tried unsuccessfully to explain to her newly wed husband why, on her hen party the previous week, she had ended up jumping around in a big white suit whilst waving an English flag in what looked like a north London car park.
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