121 Transport/Drivers/Post Office Vans Drivers

Post Office Van (POV) drivers wrote the 'Highway Cvnt', the variant of the Highway Code used by Bus drivers (see 1 Transport/Public Transport Buses).
Taxi drivers have 3 posters on their bedroom walls; Oswald Mosley, Eva Braun and Gupta Singh, Post Office Van Driver of the year 2005. A POV driver is the only thing a taxi fears.
There is no engine in the Post Office van, that burnt out long ago. Instead it is fuelled by the drivers squealing anger. The raging fury at having to do the menial task of delivering parcels while they wait for their genius to be recognised. Most POV drivers are failed magicians, novelists or golfers. They are all bagpipe playing Freemasons.
They have only one skill: to drive a van with such erraticism and speed as to cause Beelzebub himself to papper his snacks in appreciation of their dedication to mayhem.
Nothing can survive inside a POV and so God created the parcel pixie to mend the damage.
The shrill, shrieking cocophony created by the POV was voted the second most terrifying noise in the Universe by the Council of Accousticness. The first of course being Cold Play.