Monday 29 December 2008

24 PASTIMES/PORNOGRAPHY/TRANSVESTITE WEBSITES

These websites are very popular because they straddle homosexual and heterosexual preferences. Is a transvestite a bloke with breasts or a girl with girth? Is it Hunks with Humps, or Sluts with Nuts? Mammary Man or Dick Chick? It also captures the ‘Not Sure’ market, and in that respect provides a very valuable service of sexual resolution. So if you are watching a Tranny movie and think to yourself, ‘Splendid! That girl is getting a good portion from that bloke and there is an extra pair of breasts to look at!’ there is a good chance you are heterosexual. Conversely, if you think, ‘That girl has got a fabulous member, wasted on that other bitch’ then your next pair of hot pants should be by Calvin Klein or possibly Jean Paul Gaultier. A similar line of logic can be followed if you think you may be a Lesbian.

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