In 1994 two philosopher’s, Peter Swinehund and Bernie Backschlag, sat in Nina’s Coffee Cup on the Old Kent Road. They had been pondering the meaning of life for 8 hours. Drawing on their expert knowledge of aesthetics, logic, metaphysics and epistemology they were on the cusps of solving the ultimate mystery. Just then a young lady sporting a tight fitting halter neck top walked past:
PS: So if as you say the reason for the generic vibration is membrane flow across capacitor ordinance, then it implies the answer to be…Jesus! Look at the cans on that. Swinging like a punch drunk boxer.
BB: Yes exactly capacitor ordinance will reverse the rumination and… Blimey! Oscillating like two ocelots fighting over an owl.
Twenty minutes silence followed. Finally:
PS: What were we talking about?
BB: Dunno. Football?
Breasts are the most powerful hypnotic in the world. All stage hypnotists have breasts and wear halter-tops, even the males. Look closely and you will see them shimmy their chest whilst inducting their victims.
Most chairmen of large companies enjoy a big lunch. This is to develop man breasts so they can hypnotise their subordinates and shareholders and get away with ludicrous policy decisions.
Hitler had a huge pair and used them to devastating effect. The Geneva Convention banned the Hitler-Halter in 1946, considering it more dangerous than chemical, biological and nuclear weapons combined.
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