40 ELECTRONICS/MUSIC/iPODS

Devastated by the loss of his partner Alan Barton in 1995, and as a result of a promise made to him on his deathbed, Colin Routh, the other half of pop duo Black Lace, invented the iPod. In order to disguise his plan from dark forces Colin gave the idea to Apple in 2001. When more than 51% of the world’s population is listening to the iPod simultaneously, a special Black Lace hidden program will be activated and ‘Agadoo’ will be played. The inability of any human to resist humming this tune will result in the remaining 49% of the world’s population to be caught off guard and join in. Soon everyone will have the uncontrollable desire to go to the LA Showbar at the Beverly Hills Club in Tenerife, where Colin will be waiting. On this great and momentous day DJ Routh will lead the world in the rave to end all raves. Everyone will be pushing pineapples and shaking trees, the entire World will be The Music Man; all nations will do the Superman. The orgiastic spectacle will culminate in a mass action of the Birdie Song, and a special Routh and Barton rendition of the Hokey-Cokey will thank all the old timers for making the effort and turning up. With a renewed sense of not taking themselves too seriously the World will unite in love and harmony. Peace will last for a thousand years.